Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Ten Commandments are 100 words or so...

and the European Union regulations on the imports and exports of ducks eggs? About 30,000 words.



Thank god I managed to get out of the way of this beast in time...


I was staring at a group of about 15 ducks on a hill one day, as I was waiting for the bus. I was staring at them, they were staring at me... and it became a staring game.

Suddenly, they lunged forward... spread their wings and flew. Over my head and towards the park, landing spectacularly on the lake.


Show offs.


We're at war.

3 comments:

Idaman said...

In this relationship, it's a two way thing... they gotta stop first!

aFTi RuSLi said...

Do you not now see my wisdom of embargo-ing eggs once I become PM? Join my army Ayaz as we fight this futile battle against evil egg producers i.e. chickens and ducks alike!

Idaman said...

Actually, I like ducks.

On the dinner table...