The Ten Commandments are 100 words or so...
and the European Union regulations on the imports and exports of ducks eggs? About 30,000 words.
Thank god I managed to get out of the way of this beast in time...
I was staring at a group of about 15 ducks on a hill one day, as I was waiting for the bus. I was staring at them, they were staring at me... and it became a staring game.
Suddenly, they lunged forward... spread their wings and flew. Over my head and towards the park, landing spectacularly on the lake.
Show offs.
We're at war.
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In this relationship, it's a two way thing... they gotta stop first!
Do you not now see my wisdom of embargo-ing eggs once I become PM? Join my army Ayaz as we fight this futile battle against evil egg producers i.e. chickens and ducks alike!
Actually, I like ducks.
On the dinner table...
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