and the European Union regulations on the imports and exports of ducks eggs? About 30,000 words.
Thank god I managed to get out of the way of this beast in time...
I was staring at a group of about 15 ducks on a hill one day, as I was waiting for the bus. I was staring at them, they were staring at me... and it became a staring game.
Suddenly, they lunged forward... spread their wings and flew. Over my head and towards the park, landing spectacularly on the lake.
Show offs.
We're at war.
In this relationship, it's a two way thing... they gotta stop first!
ReplyDeleteDo you not now see my wisdom of embargo-ing eggs once I become PM? Join my army Ayaz as we fight this futile battle against evil egg producers i.e. chickens and ducks alike!
ReplyDeleteActually, I like ducks.
ReplyDeleteOn the dinner table...